If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s ‘too pricey’ you might live in Wisconsin.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November thru March, you might live….

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might…

If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head Cheese, you might live in….

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, well, you know…

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, la de dah de dah.

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live IN WISCONSIN!