“Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it for you.”              Calvin Coolidge

“Don’t put no restrictions on people. Leave’em the hell alone.”                                                                               Jimmy Durante

“The best way to keep money in perspective is to have some.”                                                                               Louis Rukeyser

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you would rather not.”                                                             Mark Twain

“A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool if he doesn’t drink afterward.”                                     Frank Lloyd Wright

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”          Erma Bombeck

“A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”             Sophia Loren

“Never underestimate a man who overestimates himself.”  Franklin D. Roosevelt

“My father gave me these hints in speechmaking: Be sincere…be brief…be seated.”                                           James Roosevelt (FDR’s son)

“Never put of until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”                                                               Mark Twain